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Dasauto
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| So a dwarf walks into my work tonight, after crawling out of is park ave. and comes up to the counter slamming a part down. He yells "IM NOT HAPPY" at which point my co worker says, then which one are you?! (snow white and the 7 dwarfs... cheesy yes but it was priceless...) |
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MechEngg
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Dewey
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hahaha, what dumb styling.
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popp
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haha
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this wasn't so much funny as amusing, found on golfmkv.com
its pretty accurate though, try it
http://en.akinator.com/
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| das_kold wrote: | this wasn't so much funny as amusing, found on golfmkv.com
its pretty accurate though, try it
http://en.akinator.com/ |
uses google?
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| dwightschrute wrote: | | lol chase you don't have bad luck, the world is just against you because of the things that come out of your mouth |
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das_kold
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sweet harlequin!
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-1 boostedmk4
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I don't know what is funny about that other than the extremely poor photoshop, the gay side skirts, gay front bumper, poorly fitted body panels, and poor choice in rims
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-1 boostedmk4
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He sounds like a nice guy.
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ahh hahahaha
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dwightschrute
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if i ever yelled at my girlfriend like that, there would be hell to pay.
...not that i'd let her behind the wheel of my car in the first place! hahaha!
really though. that guy's a dink.
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| -1 boostedmk4 wrote: | | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8n2Qgguto |
jeff... uhh. yeah might wanna get that obsession checked out by someone...
unicorn hacks are getting to you
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that is awesome
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^^^ I like his attitude!
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Why men shouldn’t write advice columns:
Dear John,
I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband’s help. When I got home, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor’s daughter!
I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor’s daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won’t go to counseling, and I’m afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?
Sincerely Sheila
Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
John.
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bahaha, that's hilarious 
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